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Jokes...............Non HP
Not Intended to be read by people who hate comments against Minority communities - this is pure fun & not intended to hurt anyone.
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Teacher : A for ?
Sardar : Apple
Teacher : zor se bolo...!
Sardar : JAY MATA DI...!!!
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aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Soowar ke bachhe !
Ullo ke patthe!
kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
sab kitne chote-chote,
piare-piare hote haina.
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year...
Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choice...
Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai
Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko,
Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai.
school ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel hote hain,
khel hi khel me dilon ke mail hote hai.
ise liye to tere jaise aashiq har sal fail hote hai.
Maine tujhe dekha.......
dekhta gaya.....
dekhta hei gaya......
fir mujhe............"CHASHMA" LAG GAYA..
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ........
Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis
1-smoking
2-drinking
3-charas
4-ganja
5-chicken
6-mutton
7-masala
8-oily food
9-sleep
10-pollution
HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA!
"Dus bahana karke le gaya dil"
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hai........... .
Season's Greeting - A Merry Christmas & A Very Happy New Year
Maneel
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